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If you had not pursued your current career, what would you have liked to do instead?

I love what I do, but I sometimes wish I could have become a surgeon. Not only does it pay well, I would also get to cut into people and operate on them. 

How about you, muggers? 

Posted - January 20, 2020
Tags : jobs Dreams careers

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  • 44608
    A sniper and assassin. Maybe a male escort and porn star. This post was edited by Element 99 at January 25, 2020 4:55 PM MST
      January 20, 2020 1:37 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Your first two choices would be murder to find employment with ,as most assassin are got shot of in the end.

    Do I need to point out to you that becoming a Porn Star might seem easy, but I'm pretty sure it's also HARD work if you are UP for it still... :( 
      January 25, 2020 5:06 PM MST
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  • 1893
    Not easy for you.  First applying to Recon, then Scout Snipers School.  Wash out rate high, that said not so glamorous if you made it.  In country survival iffy, I do mean iffy.  Assassin  not an MOS on any chart, in NATO look to France (SEDECE) or Israel .  They choose you, you do not choose them.

    Stateside given your presumed age, not an option.  SOG was the traditional point from there to contractor.Pick your 3 letter agency.  Currently SOG has not existed since the 80's.. It  traveled into the realm of fiction not reality.  No government or force of arms protections for US contractors, so secondary services are always used.   

    Element for Wet Work the US since the mid 60's has always used at arm sources.  PS the work pays medium to well, however not as glamorous as the movies.  At arm use your imagination, no former US personnel would ever be considered - political backlash if caught
      January 25, 2020 7:42 PM MST
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  • 44608
    Dang and double dang. I guess escort and porn star are the only things left.
      January 26, 2020 7:04 AM MST
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  • 64
    Nope...nothing else comes to mind ...im an engineer thats all i ever wanted
      January 20, 2020 1:39 PM MST
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  • I could've been a Super-Hero. 
    I look good in tights, capes, and especially masks.
      January 20, 2020 1:41 PM MST
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  • 44608
      January 20, 2020 1:43 PM MST
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  • LOL!  I was just thinking the "S" on my chest could stand for schmuck.
      January 20, 2020 1:46 PM MST
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  • 44608
    'Supertwink'
      January 20, 2020 6:29 PM MST
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  • 19937
    A pole dancer.
      January 20, 2020 1:43 PM MST
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  • 44608
    You still can. I have lots of five dollar bills. I'll bet you would be hot.

      January 20, 2020 1:47 PM MST
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  • 19937
    Thanks for the vote of confidence.  I'd need arms like Arnold Schwartzenegger to lift my butt that far up.
      January 20, 2020 1:49 PM MST
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  • 44608
    I could help you practice. You might need someone to hold you up while you are doing so.
      January 20, 2020 1:51 PM MST
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  • 19937
    Your offer is too kind.  Thanks. :)
      January 20, 2020 2:59 PM MST
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  • 14795
    An accomplished Wit....:) 
      January 20, 2020 2:35 PM MST
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  • 1152
    That's overrated.

    I'm an accomplished half-Wit and it seems to do nothing but get me in trouble....
      January 24, 2020 8:09 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Maybe we're just two'wits then and if we both head lice we could be Nit'wits to....:(
      January 24, 2020 10:04 PM MST
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  • 2219
    Professor
     This post was edited by Malizz at January 24, 2020 6:54 PM MST
      January 20, 2020 2:37 PM MST
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  • It's not exactly a career - just a talent.

    But I think I'd like to try something with a better retirement plan.
      January 20, 2020 7:26 PM MST
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  • 783
    What is it?
      January 20, 2020 7:39 PM MST
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  • I think I may have a future in wildlife management -
      January 20, 2020 7:53 PM MST
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  • 53509
      I don’t know what’s depicted in the photo. 
    :(
      January 24, 2020 6:55 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Something to do with Lemings....and not them yellow pointy bittior fings I chop up and stick in my Gin & T's each knight...:)
      January 24, 2020 7:55 PM MST
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  • Klub Kaos in Las Vegas.
      January 25, 2020 10:53 AM MST
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