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Name at least two offbeat, weird, odd, abnormal or hard-to-believe demographic categories to which you belong.



Mine: born premature, middle child, well past the age to be a grandparent yet no grandchildren anywhere in sight, never had a broken bone, trilingual, non drinker, have traveled to five of the seven continents, adult male who cannot grow a full beard.
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Posted - January 21, 2020
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  • 1152
    I "identify" as a cockatoo.

    I'm a genuine philanthropist.
      January 21, 2020 10:50 PM MST
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  • Left handed female over 6 ft tall with French ancestry and lower than average probability of ever meeting your parents.
      January 21, 2020 11:22 PM MST
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  • 53526

      Wait, does that mean you’re not the type of woman I’d want to take home to Mother?

      January 21, 2020 11:48 PM MST
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  • 53526

      Er, um, I did not mean for you to read that, Jane S. 
      I’m sorry, please don’t think this means I’m being unfaithful to you. I was really only asking for a friend . . .



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      January 22, 2020 6:03 AM MST
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    • It depends - I meet mothers all the time 
      January 22, 2020 11:08 AM MST
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  • 53526

      Hey, wait . . . 

      January 22, 2020 10:08 PM MST
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  • Allergic to chocolate.  That seems to astound and horrify people.   Never broke a bone, saw the Beatles perform live twice. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 27, 2020 10:13 PM MST
      January 22, 2020 4:07 AM MST
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  • 34452
    First born of 3, mother of 3, married 25yrs,  female business owner, no coffee, no alcohol, no smoking, never arrested, broke 3 bones in neck with no physical limitations as a result, Republican who voted for Bill Clinton.... This post was edited by my2cents at January 27, 2020 10:13 PM MST
      January 22, 2020 5:11 AM MST
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  • 44652
    I am the only one that graduated from college of my siblings and me. Only one other graduated from high school. I am shorter than my oldest granddaughter. She is 13. I spent 20 years in the US Navy. I have shrunk 3 inches in the past 20 years.
      January 22, 2020 7:04 AM MST
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  • 783
    I went to college when I was just shy of turning 14, I play piano and organ and have toured across the Europe and North America, I don't like seafood, and I don't find most animals cute. 
      January 22, 2020 11:31 AM MST
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  • 44652
    Not even this little guy?

      January 22, 2020 2:09 PM MST
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  • 783
    I mean, he's kind of cute in an ugly, creepy way. 
      January 22, 2020 2:14 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Mildly dyslexic, hearing impaired,  have hammer toes, bone spur on my right foot and bone misalignment both feet.
      January 23, 2020 12:10 AM MST
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  • 11105
    Is that on your Tinder profile? It makes you sound so sexy.
      January 23, 2020 3:10 AM MST
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  • 53526

      Please stop flirting with the other guys, Babykins. You know it drives me up the wall. 


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      January 23, 2020 5:52 AM MST
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  • 13395
    Guess i'm just lucky to be that way.. I have never been on a dating site.
      January 23, 2020 6:31 AM MST
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  • 23650

     -- one who has accidentally driven his car off a bridge

     -- one who much prefers cloudy, overcast, cool weather as opposed to sunny, cloudless, warm weather





     
    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at August 24, 2020 3:48 PM MDT
      January 27, 2020 10:13 PM MST
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  • 182
    After thinking long and intently, I have identified these demographics to which I claim belongedness:
    1. People who've observed both an Armstrong Whitworth AW52 and a Reid and Sigrist Desford in flight. 
    2. People who've seen a coypu in the wild.
    3. People who remember the distinctive fragrance of Tractor Vaporising Oil.
    4. People who've had many specific and timely (always come to pass the very next day) precognitive dreams.
    5. People who've had their hands around a Wood mouse.
    I may seem to be scraping an exceptionally marginal barrel here, but everyone has a tale to tell, so they must be allowed to tell it, with forbearance and magnanimity.
      August 24, 2020 8:27 AM MDT
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