Disclaimer... The following is practically a cut and paste of my response to a Cosmic Wonderkind question regarding the same topic. (not to say you don't have original ideas Randy. lol)
I love words. Writing them and speaking them. I am long winded and can wax on forever. The more excited about something I become, the faster and higher pitched I go. I love everything from small talk to high brow discussions. Even an occasional rant is therapeutic. Give me a bunch of 10 dollar words and I'll be more than happy to stitch them all together for you as only a Twinkle Dink can do.
Btw. Did I ever tell you the one about... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and you won't believe blah blah blah blah blah blah and then he said blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah so like whatever ya know blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah in the middle of church service of all places blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and everybody cracked up blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah but the weather was nice blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I hated that shirt blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah but there was nowhere to park blah blah blah blah blah blah blah ok catch ya later. Tell everyone I said hi. End blah.