I've heard so many different ones and there's been a few that just stand out. I've heard the common ones like: I only date blondes. For me, the oddest was her wanted me to keep a l... moreI've heard so many different ones and there's been a few that just stand out. I've heard the common ones like: I only date blondes. For me, the oddest was her wanted me to keep a log of when I "do hair removal" and how it was removed. I couldn't help but laugh.