A) What is the average response time for police calls to the local hotel district?
B) How to find evidence of his connection to unsolved axe-murders?
C) Tips for cleaning mustard stains from clothing, especially lingerie
D) How to make off with a tilde collection without getting caught
E) The ABCs of English Grammar, or Don’t Make These Mistakes
F) Harem or Cult, there’s really not much difference
G) Turn That One-Night Stand Into Your Forever Man
H) You Too Can Avoid Becoming A Sandwich-Making Sex Slave
I) Stay Connected To The Detectives No Matter What: The One Place He’ll Never Think To Search For A Wire
J) He’s Just Paid Your Bail; What To Expect Next
K) Crab Lice and Bedbug Infestations at No-Tell Motels; Protect Yourself
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“I can tell you're still not sure, Jane, and that's fine, we get that a lot with new girls. How about if I go down the stairs first and you just follow ... more
“I can tell you're still not sure, Jane, and that's fine, we get that a lot with new girls. How about if I go down the stairs first and you just follow me? I can show you around to all the wonderful amenities, and you can meet some of the other ladies, those who aren’t busy on their shifts on the sandwich assembly line, that is. (Cough, cough.)” ~
