I think they do. Maybe Trump should have a photo OP of him standing in front of a Mil Mi-26 helicopter – they are huge so in comparison Trump’s butt would look a lot sm... moreI think they do. Maybe Trump should have a photo OP of him standing in front of a Mil Mi-26 helicopter – they are huge so in comparison Trump’s butt would look a lot smaller. Cheers!
I think he was wondering if it is true that wild Russian strawberries are the sweetest and most juiciest strawberries in the World. I think Trump and maybe his adult children will ... moreI think he was wondering if it is true that wild Russian strawberries are the sweetest and most juiciest strawberries in the World. I think Trump and maybe his adult children will soon be moving to Russia to avoid jail. Cheers and happy weekend!
Trump recently said that when he said that Obama is in the WH – it wasn’t because he was confused – it was because he was just being sarcastic. I don’t beli... moreTrump recently said that when he said that Obama is in the WH – it wasn’t because he was confused – it was because he was just being sarcastic. I don’t believe that. Trump made a few other confused mistakes in the same speech. And he has made lots of other confused mistakes in the past so I think he just can't admit that he was wrong. Cheers!
I think Trump is now in stage 6 of the seven stages of dementia. So the background story to the photo might be - The person standing behind Trump say’s – But sir you j... moreI think Trump is now in stage 6 of the seven stages of dementia. So the background story to the photo might be - The person standing behind Trump say’s – But sir you just had your lunch 2 minutes ago. And Trump asked - Did I like it? Cheers!
Trump's wealth has jumped $500 million since he left the White House.
Funny part is - the cause of Trump's growing wealth is Biden's strong economy.
There is a high correlation b... moreTrump's wealth has jumped $500 million since he left the White House.
Funny part is - the cause of Trump's growing wealth is Biden's strong economy.
There is a high correlation between real estate values and GDP growth. So Trump's new wealth is built on Biden's strong economy.
Maybe Trump will sabotage his wealth so he can say – Biden put me in the poor house. Cheers and happy weekend!
When Trump was asked if he would pick Tucker for his running mate he said - “I like Tucker a lot! I guess I would, I think I say I would. He’s got great common sense.
... moreWhen Trump was asked if he would pick Tucker for his running mate he said - “I like Tucker a lot! I guess I would, I think I say I would. He’s got great common sense.
I really don’t think Trump will pick Carlson – I think it will be MTG or the my pillow guy. Cheers!
When the new House speaker Mike Johnson was asked how he would make public policy he replied “Well, go pick up a Bible off your shelf and read it - that's my worldview”... moreWhen the new House speaker Mike Johnson was asked how he would make public policy he replied “Well, go pick up a Bible off your shelf and read it - that's my worldview”. God seemed a little bit harsh in the old testament - smite your enemies and stuff like that. So I hope Mike is talking about a new testament Bible. Cheers!
Mike Pence has dropped out of the presidential race. And now Trump is saying he should endorse him. After Jan.6th and during the GOP primary Trump bad mouthed Pence regularly &ndas... moreMike Pence has dropped out of the presidential race. And now Trump is saying he should endorse him. After Jan.6th and during the GOP primary Trump bad mouthed Pence regularly – calling him names like traitor. And now Trump has the nerve to want his endorsement and I’m sure Pence will give it to him. Cheers!
You will never guess so I will just tell you – it is Donald Trump’s little girl.Today a judge ruled that Ivanka Trump must take the witness stand in the civil fraud cas... moreYou will never guess so I will just tell you – it is Donald Trump’s little girl.Today a judge ruled that Ivanka Trump must take the witness stand in the civil fraud case against her father, her brothers and their family business.
Cheers and happy weekend!
You will never guess so I will just tell you – it is Donald J Trump.
Today a judge fined Donald Trump $10,000 for violating the gag order in his $250 million New York busine... moreYou will never guess so I will just tell you – it is Donald J Trump.
Today a judge fined Donald Trump $10,000 for violating the gag order in his $250 million New York business fraud trial. And the judge told Trump - don’t do it again or it will be worse (maybe it will be jail time). Cheers!
On Truth social Trump wrote -”The Republicans eat their young, they really do, and it’s a terrible statement but it’s true”. He also compared himself to a b... moreOn Truth social Trump wrote -”The Republicans eat their young, they really do, and it’s a terrible statement but it’s true”. He also compared himself to a baby eaten by its own parents. Apparently it was some kind of metaphor because Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan are preparing to host a summit for ‘non-indicted’ candidates competing for the party’s GOP nomination. Cheers!
My 3 words would be “try drywall spackle”.
The orange makeup doesn't seem to be doing the trick anymore and Trump’s facial imperfections are becoming more and mo... moreMy 3 words would be “try drywall spackle”.
The orange makeup doesn't seem to be doing the trick anymore and Trump’s facial imperfections are becoming more and more noticeable. So I think he should get some drywall spackle and fill in the pits and smooth out the bumps on his face. Then put on a primer and finishing coat of orange makeup and he will be all set for his next rally or court appearance. Cheers!
