Trump just made a deal to bring down the cost of diet products in America. I think he should be bringing down the cost of food in America instead. So I made this joke up abo... more
Trump just made a deal to bring down the cost of diet products in America. I think he should be bringing down the cost of food in America instead. So I made this joke up about him. Did you hear about Trump’s diet pill wish sandwich?
A Trump diet pill wish sandwich is were you have a handful of diet pills and you wish you had some bread. (stole some of that from the Blues Brothers)
Cheers!
Trump just had a sign placed outside of the oval office that says The Oval Office. It is a temporary sign until the plaque arrives. I figure the temporary sign already cost tax pay... moreTrump just had a sign placed outside of the oval office that says The Oval Office. It is a temporary sign until the plaque arrives. I figure the temporary sign already cost tax payers $200 – which is about the cost of 100 baloney sandwiches – or 80 baloney sandwiches if the sandwiches are made with Canadian baloney (added tariff costs). I bet the plaque will cost tax payers $3.000 so that could of bought a lot of baloney sandwiches to help feed the hungry in America. Cheers!
Yesterday Trump endorsed Cuomo for the New York mayor election. Hours later Cuomo said he doesn't want Trumps endorsement. It is not the first time someone didn’t want Trump&... moreYesterday Trump endorsed Cuomo for the New York mayor election. Hours later Cuomo said he doesn't want Trumps endorsement. It is not the first time someone didn’t want Trump’s endorsement and it won’t be the last. Especially now that Trump’s polls are in the toilet. Cheers!
I think “Mama Cass” would be a good one. Because in one of the Mamas and Papas songs they say – and no one is getting fat except Mama Cass.
A lot of people in Am... moreI think “Mama Cass” would be a good one. Because in one of the Mamas and Papas songs they say – and no one is getting fat except Mama Cass.
A lot of people in America are going hungry but Trump’s not going hungry so I think Mama Cass is a good name for him. Cheers!
I just watched this video and it horrified me in a lot of ways. One of those ways was learning ICE is now using chemicals to disperse a crowd. Those chemicals have been banned from... moreI just watched this video and it horrified me in a lot of ways. One of those ways was learning ICE is now using chemicals to disperse a crowd. Those chemicals have been banned from being used in warfare so they must be some nasty stuff. And they are using those chemicals even though a judge told them they couldn’t. That’s pretty scary. Cheers! https://similarworlds.com/law-crime-police/5431492-ICE-Tear-Gases-Children-Headed-To-Halloween-Parade
I wish he would of kept the one about ending the war in Ukraine in one day.
Weeks before his second meeting with Zelenskyy – Trump was saying things like he is thinking of g... moreI wish he would of kept the one about ending the war in Ukraine in one day.
Weeks before his second meeting with Zelenskyy – Trump was saying things like he is thinking of giving Zelenskyy Tomahawk missals and he is really really mad at Putin. Then a day before the meeting Trump had a hour and a half phone call with Putin - and poof no missals for Ukraine and they would have to carve up their country and give some of it to Russia to end the war. Yesterday Russia bombed civilian targets and children died.
Meanwhile in other news – Trump is considering having a underwater tunnal between Russia and Alaska built – and Musk will get the building contract. Cheers! less
After golfing Saturday, Trump returned to his Mar-a-Lago residence and fired off several posts from his Truth Social, including an AI-generated video that appeared to show him wear... moreAfter golfing Saturday, Trump returned to his Mar-a-Lago residence and fired off several posts from his Truth Social, including an AI-generated video that appeared to show him wearing a crown, flying a jet, and bombing a crowd of protesters with brown liquid.
The link I posted shows the vid and Trump’s mentality. Cheers!
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/no-kings-protest-trump-today-live-updates-b2847817.html
Trump say’s its over.
The good news is 75% of Americans don’t agree with him.
A clear majority of Americans (democrats and republicans) say their monthly costs have ri... moreTrump say’s its over.
The good news is 75% of Americans don’t agree with him.
A clear majority of Americans (democrats and republicans) say their monthly costs have risen by between $100 and $749.
Meanwhile in other news JFK Jr. is on a crusade to bring up the sperm count in American teens by lowering the price of drugs that increase sperm counts. Bet the Fertilization President gave him the order to go on the crusade. Cheers and happy weekend!
In Trump’s World it is the peso. The Trump administration is bailing out Argentina with 20 billion US dollars. They are calling it a money swap - they give Argentina 20 billi... moreIn Trump’s World it is the peso. The Trump administration is bailing out Argentina with 20 billion US dollars. They are calling it a money swap - they give Argentina 20 billion US dollars and Argentina gives the US 20 billion dollars worth of Peso’s.
Meanwhile back on the ranch US soybean farmers are still waiting for bailouts. Cheers! https://www.msnbc.com/top-stories/latest/america-first-trump-argentina-bailout-shutdown-rcna236938
UPS delivery driver: Knock Knock.
Trump: who’s there?
UPS delivery driver: Well its not he Noble Peace Prize – that’s for sure.
... moreUPS delivery driver: Knock Knock.
Trump: who’s there?
UPS delivery driver: Well its not he Noble Peace Prize – that’s for sure.
Trump didn’t win the Noble Peace prize – and I’m sure by the end of the day he will show us why.
He will likley spread hate about the winner and the country that gave the prize to her.
Cheers!
On October 18th millions of people across the land will gather for a no kings rally.
I’m thinking of going to the one in Vancouver BC. I have a hat with a big wedge of chedd... moreOn October 18th millions of people across the land will gather for a no kings rally.
I’m thinking of going to the one in Vancouver BC. I have a hat with a big wedge of cheddar cheese on top of it. And I’m thinking of making the cheese look like a slice of cake and make a sign that says – Trump Says Let Them Eat Cake. Or I might make my Mr. Potato Head look like a soybean and a sign that says – No One Wants To Buy Me – Thanks Donald. Cheers!
Because of the goverment shut down they are not getting paid. Many of them are using government travel credit cards that will likely max out and go delinquent in less than a m... moreBecause of the goverment shut down they are not getting paid. Many of them are using government travel credit cards that will likely max out and go delinquent in less than a month. ICE agents get paid over $50 and that might be too much beacause the can't even catch a guy running with a bike.
I think he would say – surprise surprise surprise. But he would say it in a sarcastic way.
America went through it’s longest government shut down in it’s history... moreI think he would say – surprise surprise surprise. But he would say it in a sarcastic way.
America went through it’s longest government shut down in it’s history during Trump’s first term. And I think this shut down will be way longer.
Cheers!
