If I offered to give you 2 million dollars to put at least 2 of these 4 items in any orifice on your body which two items and which correlating orifices would you choose?It has to ... moreIf I offered to give you 2 million dollars to put at least 2 of these 4 items in any orifice on your body which two items and which correlating orifices would you choose?It has to be 2 different orifices.Thanks. : )