Imagine my horror when I heard my daughter, then 11, blithely carolling along with Robbie Williams:"I've got the d!ck, gonna stick it in the girl"(I've got the gift, gonna stick it... moreImagine my horror when I heard my daughter, then 11, blithely carolling along with Robbie Williams:"I've got the d!ck, gonna stick it in the girl"(I've got the gift, gonna stick it in the goal)