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How far can you Chuck Norris ..... :)D

Posted - March 6, 2020
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  • 11159
    Well I know how to build a catapult so I could chuck him 1 or 2 hundred feet. Cheers!
      March 6, 2020 5:44 PM MST
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  • 14795
    A Balister would make sure he gets the point far quicker than a Cross Bow :)
      March 6, 2020 7:11 PM MST
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  • 44652
    You might like this although it's a trebuchet.

      March 7, 2020 7:49 AM MST
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  • 11159
    I did like that except for the part with the piano it seemed like it was too nice to destroy. Cheers and happy weekend!
      March 7, 2020 1:10 PM MST
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  • 16838
      March 8, 2020 9:01 PM MDT
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  • 23647

    I refrained from posting my initial answer.
    I'll post it now anyway. Yikes. ;)

    Change those "Ch" letters to one other different letter and I'll let you know.
      March 6, 2020 5:48 PM MST
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  • 14795
    I'd sooner poke him with a stick and do that to him that way...:(
      March 6, 2020 7:13 PM MST
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  • 10664
    Further than I can Chuck Berry, but nowhere near as far as I can Chuck e Cheese.
      March 6, 2020 6:08 PM MST
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  • 14795
    I'm Chucking the Tale in now...you could say that the Chuck All is over now...:)
      March 6, 2020 7:05 PM MST
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  • 10664
    I though we were going to Roast Chuck.  I alway wanted to go to a Chuck Roast.
      March 6, 2020 10:51 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Enough of all this Chick Chuck Chat.....it's tyme for me to fly the coop ..:)
      March 7, 2020 6:05 AM MST
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  • 44652
    I didn't know you Brits were into Chuck Norris jokes. OK...not as far as he can Chuck me.
      March 6, 2020 6:56 PM MST
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  • 14795
    I just Chuck Up at the very thought of it...Does that mean I'm sick of jokes about him...hehe.  
      March 6, 2020 7:00 PM MST
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  • 16838
    You don't Chuck Norris, Chuck chucks you. The cow didn't jump over the moon, Chuck Norris threw it over the moon.
      March 6, 2020 8:51 PM MST
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  • 14795
    Only a Chump Chuck Chick would fall for that...:( 
      March 7, 2020 6:06 AM MST
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  • I'm not looking for an elderly abuse charge. :P
      March 7, 2020 1:17 PM MST
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