Do you have a drinking problem?

Not in the slightest.  Alcohol destroys lives, ruins the health and minds of many, I hate it. 

Yeah.  Every Time I drink something (water, juice) I immediately have to pee.

Kind of  - if  I  have more then 3 beers  I get rowdy and get in fights, So 15 years ago I started limiting my self to 2 beers then I cut my self off.  Cheers!

Yes....I can't get it down my neck quick enough when it's free... :( 

Nah. In fact, I'm not a drinker at all.

No.
I rarely drink,
and never to excess.

Yes...every time I run out of whiskey.

I used to drink because I had a problem.  My problem was that I drank too much..

I been dry for a few years now. 

Nope. I get a mild buzz on most Fridays. I don't enjoy hangovers, so I stick to beer, with the occasional Scotch. The exception is St Patrick's Day, when I quaffed Jameson's with my Guinness.

The vice president of my high school class became the town drunk. I was amazed that he had enough brain cells left to remember me after 25 odd years. I ran into him downtown where he had a cheap apartment upstairs in one of those old brick buildings. He mumbled something about he shoulda not gone off drinking with his buddies back in the day. Alcohol had full control of his life now, and soon after our meeting, he died. Aged 45.

No I do not drink. 

No I do not drink.