Do you believe in cookies?

Not any more!

I used to say, a cookie in the hand was worth two in the package.   But when they claimed to have developed a “new kind of cookie” for your computer, I began to wafer.  I thought for sure someone had to be pulling a snickerdoodle on me.  I mean, why would anyone want to feed their computer cookies? (as if crumbs in the keyboard weren’t bad enough).  But hey, I was willing to bite.  So, using my ladyfingers, I downloaded me a “cookie”.  Do you know what I got?  Jumbles of letters and symbols!   What  bunch of molasses!  That was the end of my belief in cookies (ain’t no one going to truffle with me).  So today, when people ask me if I believe in cookies, I say biscotti!  They’re nothing but a Fig Newton of the imagination.