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When is the last time you started a fire? Gas stoves don't count.

Posted - April 30, 2020
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  • 10663
    Purposefully?  hey, I swear, I haven't flicked a Bic in years.


    "Accidently", now... well... that's different.  After all, accidents DO happen... right?   (although proving it was "accidental" might take some time)
      April 30, 2020 10:31 AM MDT
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  • 1817
    does lighting a joint count 
      April 30, 2020 10:52 AM MDT
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  • 44652
    I suppose I should have eliminated lighting a lighter or matches.
      April 30, 2020 12:24 PM MDT
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  • 23647

    Sometimes, all it takes is just giving someone a look . . .


    luke evans reaction gif | Tumblr
      April 30, 2020 11:07 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    About 40 years ago at a municipal dump in Manitoba. I reduced piles of  junk to ashes.
      April 30, 2020 11:38 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    Probably when I was 11 and on an overnight at camp.  We roasted marshmallows (S'mores weren't invented yet) and it was a lot of fun.  
      April 30, 2020 1:18 PM MDT
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  • 5808
    Not that i did something on purpose,
    but i left an extension cord plugged into an
    electric saw that was sitting on the concrete floor.
    Walked into the garage and the place where the wires plugged
    into each other was on fire...strange for sure.
      April 30, 2020 1:57 PM MDT
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  • 44652
    Wrong gauge extension cord?
      May 1, 2020 7:45 AM MDT
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  • 6988
    As usual, I have a story that is not exactly an answer to the question, but it is what comes to mind. I was driving a truck in town one day and came upon a car with smoke coming from under the hood. I stopped and grabbed the fire extinguisher and ran over to the smoking car. The driver had the hood up and flames were shooting up. I thought I should try everything available before shooting off the extinguisher, which would cost my employer $ to refill. So I bent over AND BLEW THE FLAMES OUT!  
      April 30, 2020 2:11 PM MDT
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  • 44652
    You're such a blowhard.
      May 1, 2020 7:45 AM MDT
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  • 53526

      It’s never intentional on my part, but sometimes all I have to do is walk into the room . . .


    ~
      April 30, 2020 9:12 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    She's a blind person,  having to use her fingers to feel around. 
      April 30, 2020 10:00 PM MDT
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  • 53526

      And?

    ~
      April 30, 2020 10:08 PM MDT
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  • 13395
     I guess I would have to ask her.
      April 30, 2020 10:35 PM MDT
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  • 53526

      I truly don’t know what just  happened here.

    :|
      May 1, 2020 9:11 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    How could she tell the difference between a 20 year old guy and a 70 year old just by touch?
    I guess all that matters is that 'this is a man'.
      May 1, 2020 10:14 AM MDT
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  • 53526

     You're 70 years old?

    ~ 
      May 1, 2020 10:56 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Umm yes. 74 actually. 
      May 1, 2020 11:01 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    Why not? Propane is a gas. Come to think of it, so is jumping Jack Flash.
      May 1, 2020 11:13 AM MDT
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  • When I lit the candles on my kid’s birthday cake a few weeks ago. Truly can’t think of an instance since then. 
      May 1, 2020 5:27 PM MDT
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