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Nanoose

Does anybody know of a song that will help with constipation?

Because of a stomach flu I have been constipated for the past 3 or 4 days so I'm hoping there is a song that will  help. Cheers!

Posted - May 6, 2020
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  • 11110
    That's some  funny stuff. Thanks and Cheers!
      May 7, 2020 9:42 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Yes,it was a song sung by the Moody Blues ,called ...... Go Now.....it was OK ,but also a bit of a strain to listen to over and over again until I just upped and went.....  :( 
      May 6, 2020 5:51 PM MDT
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  • 11110
    Ya I found  the Moody Blies too mellow. Right  now a bowel movement  would be like a early Christmas present so  I'm thinking Father Christmas by the Kinks  Cheers! This post was edited by Nanoose at May 7, 2020 12:30 PM MDT
      May 7, 2020 9:35 AM MDT
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  • 14795
    Early Christmas present maybe ,but who's going to wrap the present he will leaves when her finds he has to go...
    Someones going to have a "Big Job" on his hands cleating up that mass of mess after if'fn he don't wear gloves....hehe..
      May 7, 2020 12:42 PM MDT
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  • This should be my new toilet anthem.
      May 6, 2020 6:05 PM MDT
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  • 11110
    Scare Face is pretty cool - thanks. Cheers!
      May 7, 2020 9:04 AM MDT
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  • 16790
    Don't know about songs, but I did hear about a constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil ...
      May 7, 2020 8:31 AM MDT
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  • 11110
    Ya I  can't count on my poor math skills to help with my constipation but maybe I could use my construction  skills and use a Jack hammer. Cheers!
      May 7, 2020 8:56 AM MDT
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  • 2327
    "Ring of Fire"

    ;P

      May 7, 2020 2:34 PM MDT
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  • 11110
    I'm going to save that one in case I ever get hemorrhoids. Cheers!
      May 7, 2020 7:46 PM MDT
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  • 1305


    Turn up the volume and sit on the bass.
      May 7, 2020 6:13 PM MDT
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  • 11110
    Ya but my stereo is so powerful that if I turn it up  past 6 on the dial  it makes my neibours ears start to bleed so if  I turn  it up and sit on the bass it will probally kill me. Cheers! This post was edited by Nanoose at May 10, 2020 8:30 AM MDT
      May 7, 2020 7:52 PM MDT
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  • 13277
      May 7, 2020 8:02 PM MDT
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  • 11110
    Splash down at 1:45  last night. Cheers and happy weekend!
      May 8, 2020 7:32 AM MDT
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