Can you post a song about someone dying? There were a handful of these in the early 60s...usually about teenage lovers,

Umm Randy, perhaps you haven't noticed that one of those pictures on your wall is out of place.  You need to move it 82 μm to the left for all of your pictures on that wall to be the exact same distance apart from each other.  Also, ffs, will you reset that cuckoo clock?  That poor bird's coming out of his little door 0.15 s too late! 

I'm telling your obsessive-compulsive support group, umm, I mean perfectionist's club about this! 

Also, what's up with that 150 demerits?  That's not an even 100 so DOUBLE REPORTED on you!

  Upped to 537.5 demerits. Grrrrrr. 

~

*on your lawn with a pair of scissors*

*making your blades of grass all different lengths*

This post was edited by Livvie at May 10, 2020 12:53 PM MDT

Hey! Do you realize how long it took me to get all those blades of grass uniform?  Grrrrrrrrrrr.

 

Supermarket flowers is a brilliant song.