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Including humorous ones or ridiculous ones, what are some terrible reasons you would climb onto the roof of your residence? ~

Posted - June 12, 2020
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  • 8214
    1. To view the night sky.
    2. Retrieve a ball.
    3. Climb in Randy D's window.
    4. Climb out of Randy D's window.
    5. Outrun the rest of Randy's harem.
    6. Chase after Randy's tildes.
    7. Watch the submarine races with Randy D.
      June 12, 2020 2:26 PM MDT
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  • 53528

     

      Wait, what?  I was just about to climb up to get into your window!  We think alike!



    ~

      June 12, 2020 3:52 PM MDT
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  • 14795
    We are having a new loft extension built on our home, but that's a different storey I suppose :(
      June 12, 2020 2:50 PM MDT
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  • 5808
    When Santa got stuck
    had to help...
      June 12, 2020 3:39 PM MDT
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  • 2138
    Until he fell down the chimney and yelp...
      June 12, 2020 10:30 PM MDT
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  • 7939
    To see if there's lightning. 
      June 12, 2020 4:04 PM MDT
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  • 53528


     

      Please carry these with you, but before you go, I’ll need you to sign pages two, three and seven and please initial each of the binding clauses on pages five and six of these insurance er, um, practically meaningless documents. Don’t waste your precious time reading them first; I’ve already read them for you. (Cough, cough.)

    ~


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      June 12, 2020 6:02 PM MDT
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  • 2138
    Yeah but, where there is lightning, there is thunder.
      June 12, 2020 10:32 PM MDT
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  • 10664

    To make sure that I’m still afraid of heights (checks ‘yes’ on the insurance form).

    To dislodge a dead raccoon from the chimney... in the pouring rain (maybe I should have cleaned the flue before I lit the fire).

    To see which way the wind is blowing (the weather vane broke).

    To make sure the lightning rod still works.

      June 12, 2020 4:58 PM MDT
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  • 53528

     

      All valid reasons. See if the pizza delivery guy is getting close to my house, please. 

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      June 12, 2020 6:59 PM MDT
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  • 2138
    To read all of Sartre's Being And Nothingness with nothing to do but space out. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at August 25, 2021 7:20 PM MDT
      June 12, 2020 10:34 PM MDT
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  • 10664
    Aye.  That too is a terrible reason to go up on the roof.
      June 13, 2020 10:53 AM MDT
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  • 17620
    Not going to the roof.  If there should be a storm and I'm stranded here and I needed to go higher than the attic, I'm not sure I could get out from the attic.  I would have to swim out a 2nd floor window and try to get onto the roof that way.  The top of the roof is 4th floor level so I hope the flood would not exceed that. 
      June 12, 2020 6:35 PM MDT
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  • In the old days rich people would fly around in zeppelins, dropping coins on people. One day I see J.D. Rockefeller going by so I climb up to the roof with my big washtub... This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at August 27, 2021 4:55 AM MDT
      June 13, 2020 8:42 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    maybe if a pet was stuck there
      June 13, 2020 1:47 PM MDT
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  • 23659

    To rake leaves off the roof

    My siblings and I, when young, LOVED when our neighbor would do that -- she'd climb out of their upstairs window with a broom/rake and sweep/rake away.
      August 25, 2021 7:19 PM MDT
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