You never let me have any fun! I can’t take this any more, I want you to move out, leave your key in the mailbox and never contact me again. Grrrrrr.
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Gee, I divorced you just in time! I thought cleaning up after your pet moose was bad, but this is even worse! What did I ever see in you in the first place? Oh, wait, it was the beaver sandwiches, right? Actually, I could use some more of those. Let’s get back together again, ok?
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Decisions, decisions. You’ll give me your milk bags, but no beaver. We should probably get a room for the rest of this conversation: not in front of the children, dear.
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(Cause Because)
These are two completely different words with vastly distinct meanings.