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How can I stop sitting on my testicles all of the time?

Posted - June 21, 2020

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  • 22891
    just be more careful how you sit
      June 21, 2020 3:38 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

    Well, would you rather someone else  sit on them instead?  I hear there are people you can hire to do that . . . 



    ~

      June 21, 2020 3:44 PM MDT
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  • 7795

      June 21, 2020 5:37 PM MDT
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  • 44649
      June 21, 2020 5:36 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    I don't know how to help, sorry.


    But, I swear -  - when I first read your question, I saw "hitting" instead of "sitting" --- :) Ha! Adds a whole new meaning to your question.
      June 21, 2020 6:10 PM MDT
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  • 53524
      June 21, 2020 6:40 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    Yes!
    :)

    And I was also more thinking of "hitting on" in the "flirting" sense of the words, flirting with the testicles.
    :)

    Jensen Ackles flirting GIF download free

      June 22, 2020 8:43 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    Try sitting on your a$$ instead.
      June 21, 2020 7:27 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Try putting ice cubes in your shorts which will make your balls shrivel up and that should solve the problem. 
      June 21, 2020 8:17 PM MDT
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  • 44649
      June 22, 2020 9:33 AM MDT
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  • 23641
    I don't remember if you had posted this scene before but I saw it here on the site for the first time, I think. Funny scene!
    I love her last line before she leaves the room! Ha!
    :)
      June 22, 2020 9:39 AM MDT
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  • 44649
    I've posted it here before.
      June 22, 2020 9:40 AM MDT
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  • 23641
    I was thinking it had been you, yeah.
    :)
    Don't know why I never have watched this show so much. Any scenes I've seen are very funny.
      June 22, 2020 9:52 AM MDT
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  • 7939
    I went to a comedy show last weekend and I'm not sure if it was Jeff Dye or one of the guys before him who used this as part of his bit, but the guy complained it was a symptom of aging. So, if that's accurate, you need to become younger. Best of luck to you.
      June 22, 2020 3:28 PM MDT
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  • 457
    Tape them to your leg! This post was edited by Paynuts at June 26, 2020 3:45 AM MDT
      June 23, 2020 1:43 PM MDT
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