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If Donald Trump had a dog, what do you think the dog would be like?

Posted - July 6


  • 6166
    I think that it would be like the kind the leader of North Korea has - one  that  lives in a pit and tears apart political enemys that are thrown in. Cheers!
      July 6, 2020 4:43 PM MDT

  • 2350
    Dunno. Have you seen his cat?

      July 6, 2020 5:03 PM MDT

  • 261
    If it was anything like him, it would have two heads.
      July 6, 2020 5:30 PM MDT

  • 8924
    It would need two heads to be able to bark every time he told a lie.
      July 6, 2020 8:19 PM MDT

  • 5787
      July 6, 2020 7:03 PM MDT

  • 14041
    It would be a mangy cur - a junkyard dog.
      July 7, 2020 6:12 AM MDT

  • 6334
    It would be a very docile, adoring pet poodle that obeyed his every command and performed tricks whenever Trump snapped his fingers. In other words, Mike Pence.
      July 7, 2020 7:17 AM MDT

  • 4641

      July 7, 2020 7:12 PM MDT

  • 6166
    I  think Trump's  dog would be starved for affection so it would make up an  imaginary friend .And whenever the imaginary  friend asked Trump's  dog what Trump's heart was made from Trump's dog would say - bark  bark. Cheers!
      July 7, 2020 7:27 PM MDT

  • 4283
    An Irish Wolf Hound - huge personality, takes up a lot of space, eats a huge amount of meat, tests show it's the least intelligent breed of dog, constantly clumsy and goofy.
      July 8, 2020 12:54 AM MDT

  • 10770
    He couldn't. Dogs are good judges of personality, he couldn't find one that would be able to stand him.

    That said, an Afghan Hound. The blondes of the canine world (apologies to my compatriot above, but Afghans rank considerably lower on the intelligence scale that wolfhounds).
      July 8, 2020 1:34 AM MDT

  • 224
    I think he would have a Pelosi. I don't see him wanting a male dog. And I think Biden would not want a dog at all, but a young pussy. Just an opinion of course. Perhaps a well trained parrot would serve Biden better, maybe prompt him in his speeches when he falters or he floats away and begins reciting his shopping list or something. This post was edited by rattbagge at August 19, 2020 11:47 AM MDT
      August 18, 2020 8:50 PM MDT