What do you think would be a good motivational quote to put on a box of condoms?

That meme is perfect lol. 

I’m confused by the Titanic reference. 

Unsinkable. Couldn't fail. People had too much confidence in it.

Ahhh gotcha, thanks. 

Cruising too fast for it's own good and couldn't stop in time before they saw the berg. Movie hunting for you again Welby! Peace! Invincible! Unsinkable! Yep! This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at August 24, 2020 7:17 PM MDT

 

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That's nothing, Randy. Please see another of his very, very long posts on this thread. All you have to read is the first sentence. 

Punctuation does matter. 

:)

 

  Oh, believe me, I’m well aware. It’s almost a daily or several times daily occurrence, some posts being rife with errors.

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It wasn't this post, it was the wives killing husbands post. You have to see it. It's the best ever!!!

 

  Going. There. Right. Now. 

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Oh, good. I was worried  I might have to mansplain* that to you.

*Savvy's definition of mansplain

 

  You don’t think it’s kind of eerie that you may have some kind of undue influence over me?  You speak and I jump immediately.  That’s probably suspect. 

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Is it?

Nah, seems just about right to me. 

 

  I think that should be called Jane-splaining. 

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I don't get that, because I really don't know the whole deal with Jane... 

 

  Jane as in the generic reference to a woman, not to any specific Jane.

(P.S.  You leave my dearly beloved Jane S out of this. I won’t have your blind jealously ruining the good thing that we have together.)

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This post was edited by Randy D at August 23, 2020 7:34 PM MDT

You know, what it should refer to is MARY Jane. That's definitely a thing. 

Talk about delusional! 

The cops are wise to that Mary Jane thing so now you have to ask if Buddy is there if you want to fool the cops. Cheers!

Thanks for the tip!! :)

Ya I was just goofing around - don't ask for Buddy the cops are on to that one too. Cheers!

Hahahaha!

Except that there's no need to call it Mary Jane or Buddy anymore as it's legal in many places and decriminalized in others, so the police aren't concerned with it.

Lol perfect, it made me think of this theme song, I think this should be a jingle for condom commercials. We should go into the advertising business. :)