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What are some of the design flaws in humans?

People who chew with their mouths open can't hear themselves chew with their mouths open.

(inspired by this question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/117765/how-do-you-chew-this-is-a-poll )

Posted - October 17, 2020
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  • 13395
    We don't grow enough fur on our bodies like animals do. Costs a fortune to provide for warm clothing in the cooler climates.
      October 17, 2020 11:24 AM MDT
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  • 339
    I think some of us are on a different evolutionary path.

      October 17, 2020 12:16 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Yeah!
      October 17, 2020 1:28 PM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      Wow, I didn’t know that that’s how you look!  I’ve been deceived!  I want my money back!

    :(

      October 17, 2020 1:52 PM MDT
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  • 339
    For a while I dated a guy who looked like he never got over the last full moon.

    We made a perfect couple. This post was edited by BetaLoon at October 17, 2020 9:20 PM MDT
      October 17, 2020 6:45 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Wow, dat sure is a whole lotta hair. 
      October 17, 2020 3:33 PM MDT
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  • 16830
    Don't let JustAsking see that, she'll swoon.
      October 17, 2020 11:40 PM MDT
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  • 339
    Is hair outlawed by the Terms of Service??

    I guess that wouldn't be a surprise 
      October 17, 2020 11:44 PM MDT
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  • 16830
    Swoon for a different reason, she gets turned on by guys whose chests resemble those of silverback gorillas.
      October 18, 2020 12:31 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    Fur could be fun.  I could dye it pink or blue or some other crazy color.
      October 18, 2020 11:39 AM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      Yes, please!  That would make you much easier to spot from my satellite feed! From there, it’s just a simple matter of notifying my team of your whereabouts for the uh, er, um, the “arrest”.  Yes, that sounds legit, we’ll call it an arrest to make everything legal and kosher. (I’m so happy, folks!)



      October 18, 2020 3:36 PM MDT
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  • 339
    The thing about having our amusement park located right next to the sewage plant is always a problem. This post was edited by BetaLoon at October 18, 2020 12:38 PM MDT
      October 17, 2020 11:51 AM MDT
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  • 53526
    Stole my answer.  Grrrrr.
    ~ 
      October 17, 2020 9:20 PM MDT
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  • 339
    What's yours is mine - And what's mine is ... 
      October 17, 2020 9:25 PM MDT
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  • 16830
    Ditto.
      October 17, 2020 11:37 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    lol, I think some people enjoy the field trip to the sewage plant more than they enjoy the trip to the amusement park.
      October 18, 2020 11:46 AM MDT
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  • 339
    HA!  Priorities change 
      October 18, 2020 1:00 PM MDT
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  • 53526

    Hey wait . . .


      October 18, 2020 3:42 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    259 people worldwide died in the last few years taking selfies.
      October 17, 2020 1:49 PM MDT
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  • 5451
      October 18, 2020 11:54 AM MDT
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  • Wisdom teeth are a nuisance for most and shouldn't exist. I have all four of mine in, but I got lucky. Maybe I am just a super human. :)

    The appendix causes more trouble than its worth.

    We seem to be prone to choking more than most animals. But that's the price we pay for the ability of speech. 
      October 17, 2020 1:53 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    I still have all of my wisdom teeth, too.
      October 18, 2020 11:58 AM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      ((((Hasn’t really done much good for you, huh?))))
     



    ~

      October 18, 2020 4:05 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Youth is wasted on the young.  
      October 17, 2020 3:31 PM MDT
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