a- Yours, Randolph D, it’s always been you, no one but you. I’m surprised you even need to ask, you should know that by now.
b- My family members began doing that since my conception and they have never let up one iota.
c- I’m married, ‘nuff said.
d- I’m raising children, it’s a daily curse.
e- If I take all my meds and promise not to wreck the Rec Room again, I get lime jello with pineapple chunks and grapes in it every Friday.
f- You know me, I’m a solo act in those regards.
g- It’s just a phase I’m going through (you are glad that I didn’t write “thru”, I know you are).
h- Don’t be silly; that has never happened to me, with me, nor about me.
i- Why are the choices marked with lowercase letters, Randall? Bored? Trying to pretend you’re human? Cracking up in your old age? Hackers? Senile? Cry for help?
j- LOOK, those kids are on your lawn again! Get them!
k- This so-called “poll” makes YOU look ridiculous!
l- I’m not sure if this is a lowercase L or an uppercase I.
m- ~
It’s a tilde. There’s almost always a tilde!
f-
That second one is particularly hurtful, coming from you! How could you be so cruel to me? I thought we had something here.
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