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What is something that has ever made you (or might make you) swear and sweat at the same time?

 

Swear/sweat. (Alphabetically listed.)
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Posted - January 23, 2021
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  • 10509
    Taking an oath in a courtroom that has a malfunctioning heater. (I (*whew*) do)
      January 23, 2021 9:22 PM MST
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  • 53045


      Oh, I see they got to you too, just like they got to me . . .




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      January 24, 2021 8:22 AM MST
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  • 19942
    Exercising.
      January 23, 2021 10:08 PM MST
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  • 53045

     

      Lol!  We‘ll send Richard Simmons right over!



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      January 24, 2021 8:13 AM MST
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  • 19942
    Thanks, but I think I'll pass. :)
      January 24, 2021 10:01 AM MST
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  • 53045

     

      Wait, what if I insist?  Richard has already accepted the offer, he’s cashed the check and everything! The car service has sent a driver to pick him up, and the charter flight is booked. You can’t just turn . . . Spunky, where are you going? Why are you locking your doors and closing the windows? Don’t close those shades and shutters, you won’t be able to see Richard‘s limo pull up, you’ll miss a great photo-op. Hold on, who are these guys grabbing me, why are they dragging me away? I can’t believe you hired a security firm. Oh, they’re professional body guards, are they?  Gee, I didn’t even know my arm could bend like that. Is the pepper spray really necessary? That stuff hangs in the air, and Richard might have allergies. Do you at least have your autograph book and ink pin on hand for when you invite him in? Wear your best leotard, and find out what his favorite tea is! A blindfold and gag, really, fellows? Spunky ordered the works, I see. Grr mmhmm, mmh . . .
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      January 24, 2021 2:28 PM MST
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  • 19942
    LOL ...
      January 24, 2021 2:38 PM MST
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  • 1965
    He straightened out. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at January 24, 2021 5:15 PM MST
      January 24, 2021 5:14 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Entering a race track contest then finding out someone put itching powder in my jock strap.
      January 24, 2021 7:41 AM MST
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  • 53045

     

      What, again?  Lol. 
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      January 24, 2021 8:04 AM MST
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  • 10053
    Sex
      January 24, 2021 11:17 AM MST
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  • 53045

     

      Hey, wait!  I can be there in a few hours! What’s your favorite massage oil? Meet me at your front door, don’t even bother to listen for the doorbell!




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      January 24, 2021 2:30 PM MST
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  • 10053
    I'm screenshotting this for evidence. Of what? I'm not sure yet. I'll know more after my road trip to Minnesota and Canada. 

      January 27, 2021 8:16 PM MST
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  • 53045

     

      You’re banned from speaking with those two! It’s for your own good, because they’ll just fill your head with lies about me! They’re the jealous types who use cattiness to keep others from getting near me.  Grrrrrrrrrr. 


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      January 27, 2021 9:42 PM MST
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  • 10053
    Sisters before misters and hoes before bros. 


    (Is that the correct plural spelling of 'ho' or is that only the plural of the gardening tool 'hoe'? Should it be 'hos' instead?) 

    Seriously... answer me that, Grammar God! 
      January 28, 2021 7:21 PM MST
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  • 53045

     

      That’s an extremely difficult word to write and to pluralize. It confounds me just as much as it confounded you. Grrrrrrr. 

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      January 28, 2021 10:47 PM MST
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  • 10053
    That's the problem with slang terms. Grrrr! 
      January 29, 2021 8:21 PM MST
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  • 1965
    "Everyman's worst nightmare is losing his wallet"
      January 24, 2021 2:40 PM MST
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  • 10147
    Anything that makes me sweat will make me want to swear.
      January 24, 2021 5:05 PM MST
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  • 53045

     

      I got you a gift tee-shirt, Baby:



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      January 24, 2021 5:16 PM MST
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  • 1965
    I can't tell whether to schitt, fart or blowup with this!
      January 24, 2021 7:35 PM MST
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  • 7777
    That condom I should have worn 21 years ago. I'm still sweating bullets and pissed as F**K!!! Long story. This post was edited by Zack at January 24, 2021 8:47 PM MST
      January 24, 2021 7:55 PM MST
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  • 16378
    The weather last weekend. 43C (109F) is enough to make anybody swear, particularly when your two-year-old granddaughter gets carsick so you have to clean her up while baking your brain.
      January 28, 2021 4:30 AM MST
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