I can’t.
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Oh, HoneyDew! I didn’t see you there, er, um, listen, she’s not really a “girlfriend”! I barely know her, really. She just stopped by as she was walking down the beach. Er, she looked a bit tired and needed a place to sit down. Yes, that’s it, that’s the ticket! She’s only going to be here another minute or two and then she’ll be gone. That’s what it is, nothing to it at all. I don’t even know what her name is. Yeah, sure, that’s it. I hardly even looked at her. Couldn’t pick her out in a crowd if you shot me with cattle prods.
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