The Grand Answercanyon.
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Why is she taking anything out of your bidet? I’m calling both the Police Department and the Health Department. Grrrrrrr.
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I don’t know how it got in there, but now he has a pretty large bill from me for getting it out.
You didn’t tell him what happened when you worked on my house? Grrrrrrr.
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That’s where it exited the picture.
You see, Livvie tricked me into believing she was both a contractor and an architect, she promised to reinforce the third and fourth sub-basement levels to make them 100% escape-proof secure, when in fact, all she was doing was loosening up the load-bearing walls and letting sweatshop prisoners workshop volunteers run free. The rest of the foundation for Harem House Incorporated and Worldwide Grammar Headquarters relied on that structural integrity, so when it went, the building went. Grrrrrrrrrrr.
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I know I was late for my appointment so I didn’t charge you, but somehow, some way, that was the part of the house where I was supposed to work that fell into the sinkhole.
It fell into the sinkhole just a few minutes after my appointment which was just a few minutes before I got there! How’s that for luck?
I’m not sure why these kinds things only happen at your house, but that’s why I learned to always be late.
Satellite imagery shows evidence of you being there for six consecutive nights previous to the collapse with earth-moving equipment digging out the supposedly “natural” sinkhole! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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*zooms in satellite picture*
That blonde wig looks kind of good on you, but you’re just not pulling off the look with that dress and those heels. I totally wouldn’t wear that.