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Only a measly $150???? What kind of flimsy operation are you running over there? You must be some kind of amateur! The less you pay the little people and the “mules”, the more likely they are to sell you out to a rival or to turn state‘s evidence on you! You’ll be in prison in no time, a first-year assistant district attorney can cut his or her teeth on your prosecution case. It seems to me you need an entire tutorial on crime 101. I don’t think you read my posts very carefully, so I’ll start at the very beginning. Listen closely, what you’ve got to do is . . . wait, is that a tiny microphone I see dangling from your earring? What was I saying? Er, um, exactly which of my posts do you mean? What are we talking about here? Do I even know you? What do you mean, I inspired you by one of my questions? I only discuss feeding the orphans or scrubbing graffiti off of public buildings, and cleaning the rain gutters at the local convent. Maybe it was the question about saving puppies or reading newspapers for blind people, or shuttling invalids back and forth to medical appointments? I collect old strips of clothing for quilting bees, and plant victory gardens in the inner city. I think you have me confused for someone else. Harumpf!
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This post was edited by Randy D at May 29, 2022 10:20 PM MDT
You’re perverted. You’ve broken into my residence and installed yet another hidden camera in my bathroom again, is that it? I have asked you to quit doing that! Grrrrrrrrrr.
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Randy, why are you so worried about it? You didn’t even bother to shower this morning. You didn’t shave or get dressed either for that matter. Instead, you plopped down right away in front of your computer and opened up the spy cam you put in my house.
*zooming in*
OK, judging by the angle I appear on your screen, your spy cam is... Oh, here it is!
*smashes it with hammer*
I always wait until after my viewing time to take a shower. No sense in showering twice in 90 minutes, right?
Hey, wait! What happened to my video feed? Grrrrrrrr.
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