Companion question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/125307/what-is-something-you-wouldn-t-want-to-have-to-wait-to-say-until
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Wait, someone hook up a couple of spatulas to a car battery, we’ll bring him back to life! Shuhak! Shuhak! You can’t go just like that! Stay with us a while longer, give us two more minutes, thirty seconds even! Shu! Tell us the rest of it, come back to us! You’ve got to stay with us!
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*Randy D makes phone call:
“Is this the university hospital? Thank you. Listen, how much money are you folks paying for cadavers these days? Oh, it depends on how fresh they are after passing away, is that how it works? The fresher the better, hmmmm. Wow, that much, huh? I see, I see. Well ok now, let’s just say there’s one immediately available, its freshness is guaranteed to be within 15 minutes of death. No, not 15 minutes ago, 15 minutes from now. Natural causes? Yeah, sure, I’ll go along with that, whatever you say. By the way, I don’t suppose I can have that in cash, can I? Perfect! Send a wagon around right away. Here’s the address . . . ”
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You don’t love her! I’m calling the FBI. Grrrrrrrrr.
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I know. She called me a few hours ago and cut a deal. I hope you have all of your affairs in order. (Cough, cough.)
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