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What are examples of things people would not want to hear as the last words from a loved one who is dying?

 

Companion question: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/125307/what-is-something-you-wouldn-t-want-to-have-to-wait-to-say-until


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Posted - March 15, 2021
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  • 10472
    "I hid ...$20 billion..... in gold........ in...."

      March 15, 2021 10:13 PM MDT
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  • 52949

     

      Wait, someone hook up a couple of spatulas to a car battery, we’ll bring him back to life!  Shuhak! Shuhak! You can’t go just like that! Stay with us a while longer, give us two more minutes, thirty seconds even! Shu! Tell us the rest of it, come back to us! You’ve got to stay with us!


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      March 15, 2021 10:27 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    I told the loan sharks that you had made a promise to pay off all my debts if anything happened to me.
      March 15, 2021 10:19 PM MDT
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  • 52949

     

      *Randy D makes phone call:
    “Is this the university hospital? Thank you.  Listen, how much money are you folks paying for cadavers these days? Oh, it depends on how fresh they are after passing away, is that how it works?  The fresher the better, hmmmm. Wow, that much, huh?  I see, I see. Well ok now, let’s just say there’s one immediately available, its freshness is guaranteed to be within 15 minutes of death. No, not 15 minutes ago, 15 minutes from now. Natural causes? Yeah, sure, I’ll go along with that, whatever you say. By the way, I don’t suppose I can have that in cash, can I? Perfect! Send a wagon around right away. Here’s the address . . . ”
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      March 15, 2021 10:59 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Do they pay enough for my gal friend's cadaver that will pay off her loan shark debts? You can keep the remainder of whatever surplus cash there is.
      March 15, 2021 11:18 PM MDT
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  • 52949

    You don’t love her! I’m calling the FBI. Grrrrrrrrr. 

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      March 16, 2021 1:02 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    We were just using each other most of the time. But sometimes we kissed..
      March 16, 2021 1:08 AM MDT
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  • 52949

     

      I know. She called me a few hours ago and cut a deal. I hope you have all of your affairs in order. (Cough, cough.)




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      March 16, 2021 1:10 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Ho ya? I vear gud dizggize and tok mit funee voitce. Ha ha
      March 16, 2021 1:18 AM MDT
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  • 19942
    I never loved you.
      March 16, 2021 8:21 AM MDT
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  • 16266
    Cletus lay dying, his wife Martha was by his side.
    He feebly spoke up: "Martha, you've been with me through it all. When the bank failed and took all of our savings with it, you were there. Likewise when the twister stripped us clean, and when the farmhouse burned down a few years later. An' here I am dyin', and you're with me still."
    His wife replied, "I know dear, I know."
    Cletus growled, "Martha, you're a bunch of bad luck!" and expired.
      March 16, 2021 9:04 AM MDT
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  • 2217
    Being of sound mind, I spent the lot.  
      March 16, 2021 11:15 AM MDT
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