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Randy D

(Just for fun) imagine you’re running a relay race; what would be a really weird or really funny item to use as the baton?

 

[And yes, for the purposes of this question, that is Randy D handing you the baton in the photo.]

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Posted - April 14, 2021
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  • 13277
    For once, his hand is the right color! How about a small dog such as a chihuahua?
      April 14, 2021 9:36 PM MDT
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  • 16794
    Given who is handing me the baton, isn't it obvious?

      April 14, 2021 10:34 PM MDT
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  • 53509
      April 14, 2021 11:32 PM MDT
    4

  • 23577
    Very good.  :)
      July 26, 2021 8:43 PM MDT
    1

  • Blow-up doll
      April 14, 2021 10:38 PM MDT
    7

  • 53509

    Lol. 

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      April 14, 2021 11:33 PM MDT
    4

  • 13395
    A rat trap that is set to snap.
      April 15, 2021 1:03 AM MDT
    7

  • 53509

     

     “Ouch!”

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      April 15, 2021 5:18 AM MDT
    4

  • 11009
    An over-ripe banana with the peel removed.
      April 15, 2021 6:51 AM MDT
    6

  • 53509

     

      Ewwwwwwww, slippery and squishy!


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      April 15, 2021 7:13 AM MDT
    4

  • 44620
    A small, armed nuclear warhead.
    A porcupine.
    A fish.
    A human arm.
      April 15, 2021 8:32 AM MDT
    6

  • 53509
    Lol!
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      April 15, 2021 8:32 AM MDT
    2

  • 10643
    A sausage 

    Fake dog poop

    Panties 

    A banana slug

    A skunk
      April 15, 2021 6:19 PM MDT
    6

  • 53509

     

      I just may get out of the competitive running game. 

      April 15, 2021 11:19 PM MDT
    4

  • 10643
    Wait until you see what one can substitute for a football!
      April 16, 2021 10:20 AM MDT
    4

  • 1893
    I have seen races where the baton was a:

    Sausage

    Dildo

    A mannequins arm

    A table spoon with a raw egg

    Being in several running clubs I have seen some weirdness.  Google Hash House Harriers for a start, the others I will leave to your internet searches.  The strangest baton passes I have seen are on the groups rides of Dykes on Bikes
      April 17, 2021 1:32 PM MDT
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  • 23577


    Crack


    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at July 26, 2021 10:53 PM MDT
      July 26, 2021 8:45 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    My mind went straight to the gutter on this one even before I read all the other replies.  Ahem, see the second item in Archerchef’s list.  I’m probably not supposed to post a picture to go along with my answer, lol.
      July 26, 2021 10:59 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Wait, is your mind ever out of the gutter?


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      July 26, 2021 11:31 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Umm, let me think…, no. 
      July 26, 2021 11:59 PM MDT
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