What was the worst thing anybody has ever called you?

A splash pad. I was highly offended. 

Effing a hole.

 

  Late for dinner.
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My friend's boy called me a drunk one time. He was not happy that myself and his father spent so much time boozing when we could have been doing some better activities like camping and fishing or something.

A "hurting buddy" and  it really hurt my feelings because I pride myself on being a good friend (a hurting buddy = a lousy freind). Cheers and happy weekend! This post was edited by Nanoose at April 23, 2021 8:33 PM MDT

A stupid, boring sh*t. She was an Australian, so that might have been an affectionate term that I was not familiar with.

Well, personally, the worse thing someone could call me is the "c" word.  So far, no one has had the gall to call me that to my face.  On another site (Amirite), this POS Brit (and I stress that I know they are not all like that), called me a trollop.