Noah could’ve done the world a huge favor with just one smack. Nobody ever would’ve had to know.
You’ve brought up a good point that has me thinking about something near and dear to me: do you think good ol’ Noah might have had a couple of avocados and a couple of earthen jars of mayonnaise on board the Ark?
Just imagine, if on day one of the voyage someone had tossed those offending items overboard, my entire world would have been a lot shinier and a lot brighter today! Grrrrrrr.
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