What might be some weird cravings that a woman would experience if she were pregnant with Randy D’s baby?

 

  Hey, wait . . .


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  Grrrrrrr. 

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I immediately went to a similarly dark place, but I'm too kind to type it. Even stalkers have feelings! 

 

   “Too kind”?  Does that mean Jane is unkind?

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No, just less kind than Savvy.

I doubt that! Hehe!

I should have said an exorcism.

Or psychiatrist...

 

  You’re out of my will. 

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Dammit. And I really wanted those tildes and that sandwich-making griddle machine from the early 90s! 


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  The 1890s, right?
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  I’ve just decided to cut the four-day vacation trip I was going to invite you on down to a two-day vacation trip. Grrrrrrr.
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  Just stab me, Professor. Bury a large, dull, rusty blade as deeply as you can into my flesh, drive it in up to the hilt. Grrrrrrr. 

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  Grrrrrrr. 

  

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LOL!!! :)

 

  So you’re saying she’s quite obviously been cheating on me and that I should have a paternity test done to rule me out as the one who provided the baby-batter, right?

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Well, she says the kid is yours.  I don’t know if she cheated or not, but the ship with a freezer compartment is already on its way to the Port of San Diego with a shipment of Vegemite caramel ice cream.  I had it worked out just for her so she could satisfy those cravings.  I know how strong they can be.