Cleaning the bathroom is the one household chore that I hate doing.
(Moping Mopping)
I can’t stand having to constantly repeat to her that I expect her to make sandwiches and serve them to me BEFORE she does all the other housework! BEFORE means BEFORE, and not AFTER! It’s getting to be an everyday thing around here! Doesn’t anyone have a good solid work ethic these days? Grrrrrrr.
(By the way, Babe, don’t cut the crusts off of the bread, use medium heat when you iron my polo shirts, the beef stew was a bit stringy last night, use white thread when you darn my socks, there’s a lot of dust collecting on top of Tilde Vault #3 in the sub-basement, and if it’s not too much trouble, how about vacuuming in a cross-cross pattern instead of parallel? You’re Sweet when you make those faces, now chop-chop and get that PB&J in here as fast as you can shake your little tail!)
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LOL!
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