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How can I help my sister ?

My sister might be going on a cruise here next year her favorite rock star will probably be there. She's obsessed with the Finnish  band Hanoi Rocks don't know if anyone knows them or remembers them. The lead singer Michael Monroe is gonna be there she has a crush on the bass player Sami she's obsessed with him. She wants to get him alone so they can have sex but he's married which she doesn't like she said his wife is really beautiful she thinks she's not. Also it's gonna be around Valentine's Day which will be really bad for her. If his wife is there she'll probably be upset and mad and not wanna talk to him. She's been really depressed here lately she said getting him alone with her will make her feel better. She's really loves this guy it'll be her only chance to see him he lives in another country his band doesn't tour much here. She had a mental breakdown over a dream she had she dreamed that she was on the cruise with Michael  and Sami she had a dream that her and Sami were making sweet love she knows that won't happen. She's still crying over the dream she had. In a way she's excited she might get to meet her idol and celebrity crush but she's also a little upset and nervous. She wants to make him a Valentine's  day card she's afraid she'll probably get in trouble. How can I make her feel better ? How can I help her with this ? How can she ask him for sex if not how can she ask him for maybe a hug or a kiss also would it be ok for her to make him a card ?

Posted - May 25, 2021

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  • 13277
    Hanoi is in Vietnam. Why would a Finnish band use that as its name?
      May 25, 2021 12:14 PM MDT
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  • 53509

      You’ve never heard of the jazz band called Hiroshima? It started in Los Angeles, not Japan.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroshima_(band)

      Many, MANY other things are named after locations with which they have little or no direct connection. 



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      May 25, 2021 12:20 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    But it's not OK to ask why? They must've had some motivation.
      May 25, 2021 12:27 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      But why are you asking HIM? He neither had anything to do with naming the band nor is he its follower, his sister is.

      You’re constantly stating, “Google is your friend,” and admonishing people to “Google it”.  Physician, heal thyself.
    ~

      May 25, 2021 2:12 PM MDT
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  • 44611
    We think alike.
      May 25, 2021 3:47 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    IKR? And our buddy Randy loves to criticize.
      May 25, 2021 5:09 PM MDT
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  • 44611
    That's OK. I can be irksome, too.
      May 26, 2021 1:06 PM MDT
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  • 53509


      Here’s what you should do: contact Hollywood immediately and let the production companies know that you want to be a scriptwriter or screenwriter, tell them that you’re full of ideas, that you believe you have a natural gift, and that you see yourself going very far in that field of endeavor. Offer them some samples of your exemplary writing skills and character development and plot lines. Heck, throw in a few new ones for grins and giggles; no sense clogging them up with the repetitive stuff you subject us to here. Then, even before you receive any answers from the studio bigwigs, put all your extra property in storage, pack up what you’ll need to take with you to live in Los Angeles, and sell or give away everything else. 

      Nothing can stop you; you’re a cinch.

    ~

    This post was edited by Randy D at May 29, 2021 3:17 PM MDT
      May 25, 2021 12:15 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    The description he wrote for this question has enough of a plot to do a Hallmark movie.  All he needs to do now is rewrite it into a three-part structure, make sure it‘s 95 minutes long and then start pitching his script.  You might be onto something here.
      May 25, 2021 12:51 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      I want agent fees!  (What’s the usual cut, 10%?)
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      May 25, 2021 2:07 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    I think you can get at least 20% out of him.
      May 29, 2021 1:20 PM MDT
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  • 44611
    Or maybe a daytime soap with each question a new episode.
      May 25, 2021 3:50 PM MDT
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  • 44611
    your extras
      May 25, 2021 3:49 PM MDT
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  • 17596
    You're still trying to parent your sister.  One day she is going to knock you for a loop around the block. 
      May 25, 2021 1:14 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    From the questions you ask, you and your family need more help than anyone here is capable of providing.  See a mental health professional.  Maybe you can get a family discount. This post was edited by SpunkySenior at May 25, 2021 3:50 PM MDT
      May 25, 2021 1:56 PM MDT
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  • 44611
    I have ADD and lost you after Hanoi Rocks.
      May 25, 2021 3:52 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    You got that far?  Better than I did.
      May 25, 2021 3:57 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    I got to "not wanna talk to him."
      May 25, 2021 5:40 PM MDT
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  • 19937
    LOL ...
      May 25, 2021 8:21 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    :)
      May 29, 2021 6:59 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    I got to "not wanna talk to him."
      May 25, 2021 5:40 PM MDT
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  • 1953
    This guy posted three or four questions and I don't believe a single word he's typed. 
      May 25, 2021 5:30 PM MDT
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  • 44611
    He's been here before, asking the same types of questions. I think he's from Southern Ohio or Northern Kentucky.
      May 26, 2021 1:08 PM MDT
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  • 53509
      May 29, 2021 5:11 PM MDT
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