What is the correct way to hang a roll of toilet tissue?

I've always draped the first sheet of the toilet paper away from the wall, which is what I've done since I was a kid growing up during the 1950's. 

 

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No, it goes on the left side.

 

  So there! 

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Um, ok... but now the flush handle is on the back (got to think of all the little details when transposing a photo) 

Left side if you're right-handed.  

Hmmm... I wonder if lefties hang it under while righties hang it over as well?

 

  (sophisticated/royal)

What do you want for nothing? A rubber biscuit?

No.

That's not generally true my grammer might not be perfect but I stil have had lots of pretty woman in my life - I have lots of friends  and I am stinking  rich so I can  afford to make  a few grammer mistakes.

 

  Not one of the points you made have even the slightest to do with what I wrote, nor have I even intimated that you would or might be completely devoid of people in your life who cherish you.

Yes they do.

I used to be less than welcoming of online users who correct the grammar and spelling of others.  However, online users who correct my grammar and spelling serve to remind me that English is my second language.  

 

  Oh, so you’re one of those, I see. Thanks for hastening the destruction of all life as we know it.



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