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Humorous answers, please: what type of lawsuit filed against you would you see as an idle and empty threat?

 

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Posted - June 20, 2021
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  • 2132
    Sexual assault of any sort. I have not an evil bone in my body. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at June 21, 2021 11:45 AM MDT
      June 20, 2021 6:31 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Production of counterfeit tildes.
      June 20, 2021 7:43 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Sounds like a guilty conscious conscience to me. Guards! Take him away!

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    This post was edited by Randy D at June 21, 2021 3:51 PM MDT
      June 20, 2021 9:08 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Conscience

    A spelling mistake nullifies your accusation. This post was edited by Kittigate at June 21, 2021 3:51 PM MDT
      June 21, 2021 12:12 PM MDT
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  • 53524


     You’re absolutely correct that I used the wrong word (technically, it’s not misspelled, it’s completely another word).

      I had it right the first time, second-guessed myself, and then changed it! Grrrrrrr. 

      June 21, 2021 12:41 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    A paternity suit from a woman claiming I am the father of her baby

    ;)
      June 20, 2021 8:16 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      All I know is that my alibi is locked in solidly! (Actually, I haven’t visited her for almost a year now.) You’re on your own, Pal!

      

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      June 20, 2021 9:20 PM MDT
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  • 581
    You suing me for escaping after you kidnapped me, because under your delusional thinking i am in breach of contract because you think We have an oral binding agreement of you hiding me from the police.
      June 20, 2021 9:09 PM MDT
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  • 2132
    Wow. Just wow. I'll have to read this eight times! Bit of a sociologist I. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at June 21, 2021 3:51 PM MDT
      June 21, 2021 4:56 AM MDT
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