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Recently, burglars struck Randy D’s home and made off with ALL of his grammar-related tomes. How will he be able to ply his craft? ~

Posted - June 23, 2021
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  • 581
    Manually he will.
      June 23, 2021 10:55 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Flog a few loads of tildes and pay the ransom in cash.
      June 23, 2021 11:28 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

    “Flog”?
      

      June 24, 2021 6:14 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Slang word means 'to sell'.
      June 24, 2021 7:19 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      I wasn’t aware of that, thank you. 

    ~

      June 24, 2021 9:13 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    I was looking for that.  I don’t how it ended up in Randy’s house.  Can I have it back, please?




      June 25, 2021 12:26 AM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Wait, what were you doing in my house anyway? You’re still stalking me after all these years? Let go already, Livvie, let go; I will NOT take you back! (I always did like what you do with the whip, though! Shhhhh.)


    ~

      June 25, 2021 7:33 AM MDT
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  • 16797
    It's okay, he'll rely on his faithful sidekick Stu B. Or maybe Randy is the sidekick. It's hard to tell. This post was edited by Slartibartfast at June 24, 2021 6:28 PM MDT
      June 24, 2021 6:04 AM MDT
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  • 2999
    Google it!  hahahaha
      June 24, 2021 3:24 PM MDT
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  • The tomes will immediately be restored by saying "abracadabra" and a twitch of the nose like Samantha of TV's "Bewitched."  
      June 24, 2021 5:52 PM MDT
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  • 53509

    Wow, that’s how easy it is? Thanks!



    ~

      June 24, 2021 6:13 PM MDT
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  • 23582
    Randy D is incredibly quick.

    He may be confused for a moment but only a moment. He'll be back in Full Throttle Mode in no time.





    Believe it or not, I noticed the woman first, ha. She looks pretty to me.

    :)

      June 24, 2021 6:32 PM MDT
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  • 6098
    No matter.  Randy is grammar. 
      June 24, 2021 7:16 PM MDT
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