Well I wouldn't say I talk to my excess it's more like I lie to it. Sometimes I thin out the extra pot plants that are not doing well to make room for the ones that are doing well. Before I rip them out I tell them that they are really special so I am going to bring them into the house and put them in the special room so I can be close to them. The special room is really just a drying room and the thined out plants will be dried and made into tea. In Augest I will start lying to my good plants and I will tell each one of them that they are my favorite and if they hurry up and mature I will bring them into the special room. Cheers!
While I talk to him I glance aside a bit and I probably blink but it makes him look happy while I talk to him then he'll finally put his head down and fall asleep.