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What is the funniest way you have or could have ever broken the law?

Posted - July 14, 2021
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  • 6023
    I once "assaulted" a police vehicle.
    I lit a "Saturn battery" on the 4th of July, right as a police car turned onto the street ... and then I accidentally knocked over the fireworks as I backed away, and they shot at the police car.
    Thankfully, the officers thought it was humorous and just gave us kids a warning.


      July 14, 2021 2:37 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Listen, I thought I had already been cleared on the investigation into how I came across the inventory of my Tilde Vaults! You’re working for the District Attorney, aren’t you? This is malicious prosecution, just you wait until I call my legal team! Grrrrrrr. 

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    This post was edited by Randy D at July 14, 2021 6:20 PM MDT
      July 14, 2021 3:20 PM MDT
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  • 16829
    I mooned a police car once. I was drunk enough to accept a dare to moon the next car that came past - and it just happened to be a cop car.
      July 14, 2021 4:17 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Lucky cops!
      July 14, 2021 4:24 PM MDT
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  • 581
    You are only Breaking the Law if you get caught.
      July 14, 2021 4:45 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      I believe you’ve just been caught violating the statute against incorrect capitalization. Grrrrrrr. 


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      July 14, 2021 5:18 PM MDT
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  • 581
    How much? This post was edited by ONeg-84 at July 14, 2021 8:59 PM MDT
      July 14, 2021 5:21 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

     Two counts.
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      July 14, 2021 6:15 PM MDT
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  • 581
    Two?  I was only asking to save you the trouble of all that paperwork.
      July 14, 2021 6:30 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      I’m sure we can work something out . . .



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      July 14, 2021 6:33 PM MDT
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  • 11151
    When I was in the pot biz I only grew on Crown land (land that was owned by the BC goverment). I had worked hard at inproving my spots for 10 years so when I decided to retire I figured I shoud get something for then and sold them to a friend. I always thought it was pretty funny selling land that didn't belong to me. Cheers!
      July 14, 2021 5:35 PM MDT
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  • 23641

    I drove off a bridge.
      July 14, 2021 6:19 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    That's not really  breaking the law, is it?
      July 14, 2021 9:33 PM MDT
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  • 53524

      I know, right?  It classifies more as an accident.




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      July 14, 2021 10:46 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    I just need to know more details.
      July 14, 2021 10:50 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    I believe I did get a ticket for my accident.

    I was quasi-familiar with the road but I thought I was on a different part of the road and I was driving too fast and failed to see the sign saying "Bridge Ahead -- 25 mph" or something like that - - and the road veered sharply to the left DIRECTLY after the very small bridge - - as in a 90-degree turn - - I was going about 60mph when I arrived at the bridge and knew I had no way of making that turn and I went barreling straight off the road, straight into the air and landed 40 feet below in a corn field.

    If I got a ticket, I figured it counted as breaking the law.

    Maybe I didn't get a ticket? I actually don't remember for sure but the car was ruined. I and the car landed intact - - much like Dorothy and her house landed in OZ - - but the car was declared totaled.
    :)



    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at July 15, 2021 9:22 PM MDT
      July 15, 2021 7:57 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Quite a wild adventure!
      July 15, 2021 9:23 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    Yeah, it was, I guess! And it all happened in the total of about 12 seconds. Ha.
      July 18, 2021 8:47 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    I tried explaining below.  :)
      July 15, 2021 7:58 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Intact isn’t totaled and totaled isn’t intact.
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      July 15, 2021 9:19 PM MDT
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  • 23641
    Yeah, you're right.
     I could have been more accurate in my word choice.
    The car was indeed declared totaled - it's just that, based on only "looking" at car, one wouldn't have known the damage. All of the extensive damage was on the "insides" of the engine and below, etc. From the "outside," the car looked intact. And I "landed" without any injury.
      July 18, 2021 8:46 PM MDT
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