If I found a significant other to love, it would pervert that which God made.
If I found someone to love, it is NOT love! It is a perversion of the natural way God intended. It doesn't matter what people think or say.
And if I were to marry this significant other, it should be an abomination for EVERYONE!
Simply by being me, I hurt everyone.
I break lives.
I ruin health and bring disease.
And I mess up money.
Is this where I should apologize to the world for simply being me?
Wait, what? I’m getting married? Why didn’t someone warn me of this long ago? I can’t get married! That kind of thing is extremely difficult to explain to my wife! She won’t even let me have a girlfriend, so I knoooooooooow that having another wife is way out of the question. Hold on, if Livvie is behind this scheme, that explains a lot! Don’t believe the hype, folks! Grrrrrrr.