Have you ever fallen into bed?

This one time at band camp, I fell out of the bed and rolled into the bathroom.

Yes.  I tripped over the cat, lost my balance and, luckily, fell into bed instead of onto the floor, into the wall or on top of the cat.  The cat claimed it was my fault.

I usually flop nto bed which about the same thing I guess.

 

  Give me a few more minutes and I’ll do my best to get there eventually. Grrrrrrr. 
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I've been known to.

 

  Er, um, yes! That’s exactly what happened, one minute, I was just walking down the hallway minding my own business when all of a sudden I found myself falling into bed with the neighbor lady and then all of our clothes magically melted away. That’s it, that’s the ticket, it’s my story, and I’m sticking to it!
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