Can you post a movie title, then change a word to make it sound funny or stupid?

  “All Quiet On The Western Front”
— All Quit On The Western Front: the war movie that ends just after it starts

  “Cool Hand Luke” — Cool Band Luke; a ne’er-do-well starts a garage band with a few of his buddies 

  “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” — Butchy Chastity and the Sunburnt Kid; a lesbian love story

  “Twister” — Twist Her; a young woman is scammed out of her meager finances by con artists who use confusion as their strategy 

  “The Taking of Pelham 123” — The Faking of Pelham 123; screenwriters concoct a tale of a fictional subway line

  “Monty Python and The Holy Grail” — Monty Python and The Hoey Girl; Monty spends the night with a groupie

  “The Great Escape” — The Mediocre Escape; meh, it just wasn’t very interesting nor remarkable 

  “The Bridge on the River Kwai” — The Smudge on the Sliver of Rye; a customer at a diner agonizes over sending a tainted sandwich back to the short-order cook and risking an even worse fate if it causes offense
  

  “Patton” — Pattin’; let’s just say the white-glove inspections of the troops get a little intrusive
  
  “Pork Chop Hill” — The Pork Chop Bill; a documentary exposing what all goes into determining how much you’ll pay for your meal
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