Me, annoying? No, I'm not annoying. I'm actually rather quite pleasant.. if I do say so myself. What made you ask this question? How come you're not wearing shoes? You know you might step on something and get hurt by not wearing shoes. I always wear shoes, even in bed at night. That's because I have cats who love to hack up green furry hairballs. You know, hork, hork, hork, blargh! And the smell! Have you ever smelled a hairball? ....