“Mom, we want to go live with Uncle Randy D for a while, well, actually forever. We’re already packed, we called him and he’s ready for us, so please just give us a ride to the airport.”
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Okay, kids, you’re going to Uncle Randy’s house. Remember all of those songs from commercials that you love and mommy hates? Make sure you sing them for Uncle Randy all of the time!
Liberty! Liberty! Liberty!
Liberty!
When you’re done singing that a thousand times for Uncle Randy, you can finish him off with the carsforkids.org song.
We’re carsforkids.org! We’re carsforkids.org! Donate your car…
Grrrrrrr. How did you know I despise that cars for kids dirge more than anything in life? Wait, have you been keeping a dossier on me? Who’s your investigator, Ansley? I knew it! Grrrrrrr.
Those little darling kids of yours are going to learn “The Marines’ Hymn”, “The Ballad of the World’s Best Sandwiches (Listed Alphabetically)”, “Grammar Is My Life and My Life Is Grammar”, “Sub-Basements Are Safe Havens”, “Surges of Dirges”, “The Vegemite Monster Comes From Australia”, etc., . . . in other words, all the musical classics.
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Livvie 