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Kittigate

What is the mildest or funniest threat you have ever heard?

Eg.. "Eat your veggies or no cake".... "You do that one more time and  I'll bop you with this puffball".

Posted - December 5, 2021
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  • 1500
    My little brother had a standard one, at the age of four: "If you don't [jump into the pool, etc.], you're not my best friend anymore!" 

    I tried turning it against him - utterly ineffective.
      December 5, 2021 2:24 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Cute!
      December 5, 2021 3:58 PM MST
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  • 11108
    Trump used that one on Pence - find a way to overturn the election results or you won't be my friend anymore. Cheers!
      December 5, 2021 5:24 PM MST
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  • 23577
    That is sweet.
    :)
      December 5, 2021 8:13 PM MST
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  • 1500
    For the record, he and I are still on decent terms :)
      December 6, 2021 10:56 AM MST
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  • 23577
    Excellent  :)
      December 6, 2021 8:25 PM MST
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  • 6023
    I once put a pile of birdseed outside a bully's doorway.
    When he asked about it, I said "If you don't quit, I'll drop an anvil on your head".
      December 6, 2021 10:17 AM MST
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