If you were on a diet for the last month, what would you eat if you were going to cheat?

That’s no fun! 

 

 (He gets like that, and quite often, too.)

:|

Since when are diets supposed to be fun?

 

Hardly a major crisis.

Nobody said it was, but you brought it up.

They’re not, which is what makes cheating so much fun!

Chocolate would be my downfall.

 

   *“Hello, is this Chocolates-я-Us, the mail-order chocolate delivery service with an overnight guarantee? Thank you. My name is Randy D, but don’t write that down, because I wish to remain anonymous! Anyway, how much chocolate can I get mailed out for $1,500? Wow, is that all? Well, in that case, I’d better make it $2,000. How much can I get for that amount?  Hmmmm, it’s still not enough. What’s the damage for an entire shipping container of chocolate? Gee, that’s half of my tilde collection and I might have to dig into the nest egg too, but it’s all worth it. Price is no object for this particular endeavor; I have a chance to take down my adversary. Alright, prepare the shipping container, the recipient is Livvie D. Evvil One . . . ” 

 

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Extra cheese makes it even better.

lol  That looks like it’s something that would be free if you can finish it in time.

What kind?

Vanilla is tops but I do a lot of other flavors.

If it’s a box, I could probably finish off the whole box and throw it away before someone finds out what I did, lol

*gains two pounds*

I don’t know how that happened!  I swear!  I’ve been following my diet religiously!  Hey!  Don’t look in the garbage!

Most of the stuff on there actually looks pretty healthy, but eating the whole thing at once probably would be bad for you.

I always make sure I have plenty to share.

If I were going to eat a cheeseburger (not a fast food one) on  a diet cheat day, I’d go straight to Sickies Garage (restaurant in North Dakota, South Dakota and Nebraska).  It’s probably two days worth of calories out of one cheeseburger, lol