Have you heard the good news? I might leave the Grammar Police Force for good, and join the Anti-Guacamole Police Force instead!

  You’re the only one who understands me, you’re the only one who cares.

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  Wait, you sound way too eager and way too happy to see me stop enforcing good grammar. While I really like the sandwich offered sans toxins, are you willing to throw in any other persuasive measures to seal the deal?

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  Meh, I’m not too worried about that: the judge in the case is seeing me on the side, so with just a few more doses of that Randy Magic, I’ll have her wrapped around my little finger by the time a final decision needs to be reached. Everything will go in my favor, you’ll see. 

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  I’ll get you for this, my little pretty! Grrrrrrr.

 No. It’s painfully obvious how much I’m needed. Grrrrrrr.
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