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What is the number one flaw in your Anti-Randy D Security System for home or office?

 

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Posted - January 30, 2022
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  • 9898
    I'm not falling for that. If there is a flaw, (and there isn't), you are the last person I would tell.
      January 31, 2022 5:32 AM MST
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  • 22926
    Ha!
      January 31, 2022 6:01 AM MST
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  • 52954

     

      Rats! Foiled again! She’s much too smart, she saw through my subterfuge! Grrrrrrrr.



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      January 31, 2022 6:39 AM MST
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  • 1906
    I'd rather think Randy should be indicted for sexual harassment because I don't go that way. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at February 1, 2022 6:06 PM MST
      January 31, 2022 5:41 AM MST
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  • 52954
    Lol.
    Don’t worry; neither do I.
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      January 31, 2022 6:40 AM MST
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  • 1906
    Oh man. It's good to feel less like an insect for a change. Thanks!
      January 31, 2022 5:44 PM MST
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  • 22926
    I guess my flaw might be that I don't have that security system. 
    :)
      January 31, 2022 6:02 AM MST
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  • 1906
    Between you and me Welby...Do you think this is fantasyland and wishful thinking and highly unrealistic Welby?



    This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at January 31, 2022 5:26 PM MST
      January 31, 2022 6:17 AM MST
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  • 22926
    I believe it is possible for a soul to experience a sense of joy and peace even if one has sadness, trouble and conflict in his or her life. I speak from experience and from knowing and observing others.
    :)
      January 31, 2022 6:34 AM MST
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  • 52954


      Oh, really now? Hmmmm. 

     

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      January 31, 2022 6:42 AM MST
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  • 6023
    I just found out that the spike pit needs to be cleared of debris.
    Turns out, that's where all the neighbors disappeared to after last week's get-together.


      January 31, 2022 2:00 PM MST
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  • 52954

      Wait, the Neighborhood Watch Committee hasn’t been alerted about you yet?  Grrrrrrrrr.

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      January 31, 2022 6:06 PM MST
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  • 16265
    I don't need one. The Vegemite is a sure-fire Randy D repellent.
      February 1, 2022 12:41 AM MST
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  • 52954

     


      Randolph D: (((It’s as if this entire place has some type of force field surrounding it, I can’t find any way to get in, it’s impenetrable! And what accounts for that putrid stench that goes along with it? Forget this, I’m going back to San Diego on the very next plane!)))



      February 1, 2022 1:47 AM MST
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  • 5455
    The cat always opens the door for him when I’m not home. 





      February 1, 2022 6:05 PM MST
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  • 52954

     

      Why would a cat do something for Rand…….oh, wait. No one warned me that there are surveillance cameras all around. Grrrrrrrr. 


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      February 1, 2022 6:21 PM MST
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  • I don't have an Anti-Randy D security system.  Randy has refused to come into my apartment since he found about about my fifth boyfriend, even though I've never seen my last boyfriend eat anything with Vegemite on it.

    https://answermug.com/forums/topic/123855/what-is-the-worst-gift-or-present-you-have-ever-received-and-wha/view/post_id/871654
      February 1, 2022 9:25 PM MST
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  • 52954

     

      It’s in the bloodstream of most Australians. 

    :(

      February 1, 2022 10:44 PM MST
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