A truckload of avocados overturned on the highway about three miles from my house last week. I was not anywhere near it, I just heard about it on the radio. It left my practically comatose for two and a half days.
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Or a truckload full of carats; it would have been worth its weight in gold.
Or a truckload full of onions; a loss like that would bring tears to your eyes.
Or a truckload full of live guppies; those rascally little swimmers would get everywhere!
Or a truckload full of lawyers; they’d turn the place into Sioux City.
Or a truckload full of corn; it would get really creamed.
Or a truckload full of encyclopedias; the word would get out.
Or a truckload full of sandwiches; it’s enough to make a grown man cry.
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