[~]
Hey, wait . . .
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Wait, what? You mean to say there’s someone else?
:(
Grrrrrrr.
(Well, folks, at least she didn’t say “anyone else”. There’s still hope.)
I have been kidnapped and taken to Bizarro World! Grrrrrrr.
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Wait, how did your couch end up in my house?
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I know. Both strange and rare. Both curious and puzzling. Both outlandish and preposterous.
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You’re propositioning me for time away from my tildes? I’m listening, I’m listening.
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