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What if you were a stand-up comic?

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Posted - March 9, 2022

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  • 2217
    The woke brigade would cancel me.
      March 9, 2022 2:30 PM MST
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  • 52903
    Lol!
    ~
      March 9, 2022 7:53 PM MST
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  • 13395
    I have no experience being a stand-up comic so I would have to just tell all the dirty jokes I know for about 10 minutes then start a food fight.
      March 9, 2022 2:32 PM MST
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  • 6023
    I'd want comfy shoes.

    My whole act would probably be showcasing the ridiculous of real life - especially politics.
      March 9, 2022 3:20 PM MST
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  • 17364
    I would have a disappointed audience.  I can't tell a joke without messing it up!
      March 9, 2022 3:32 PM MST
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  • 52903
      March 9, 2022 7:52 PM MST
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  • 10449
    What makes you think I'm not one?
      March 9, 2022 5:36 PM MST
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  • 52903
      March 9, 2022 7:52 PM MST
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  • 9777
    Many people have told me that I should be a comedian. 
      March 9, 2022 6:07 PM MST
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  • 52903
      March 9, 2022 7:52 PM MST
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  • 5455

    …like this guy here, what’s your name?  Randy?  Take Randy here…,


    Security!  Don’t just stand there laughing!  I said take Randy!

    This post was edited by Livvie at March 19, 2022 6:52 PM MDT
      March 9, 2022 9:09 PM MST
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  • 52903

     

     The critics are going to have a field day with you.
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      March 9, 2022 9:26 PM MST
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  • 44173
    Please.
      March 10, 2022 8:28 AM MST
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  • 16197
    I don't think there's a market for stand-up puns.
      March 10, 2022 12:46 AM MST
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  • 52903
      March 10, 2022 9:34 AM MST
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  • 44173
    While teaching I was one.
      March 10, 2022 8:28 AM MST
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  • 16197
    I had two teachers in HS who fancied themselves as comics. They kept telling students that they weren't allowed to laugh at the other one's jokes.
      March 11, 2022 12:01 AM MST
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  • 2969
    I would have a comedy writer. 
      March 14, 2022 5:51 AM MDT
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  • 10029
    I would definitely need to be on the marijuana! 
      March 19, 2022 6:54 PM MDT
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